• me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif

blaineys:

caffeinatedqueer:

consultingt-rex:

braangster:

what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan

what if i did my homework

what if i did a Gallifreyan

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castielisamonkeyslut:

eridanschoicehalf:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

ukeking:

puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato

What if it makes you a hot potato

you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you

that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry

cospinol:

nothing in fanfiction frustrates me more than trying to figure out how the characters are supposed to be positioned though oh my god its like how is he kissing the back of his neck i thought they were face to face??? wait are they lying down or still standing up?? where did that bed come from

mcnivens:

i might not be good at maths but i can read gay sex with a serious face

dead-end-kids:

thegreatmingdynasty:

mingclosetbunny:

otp more like
OH
THE
PAIN

OH

THE

PLEASURE

OH
THE
PORN 

my life in several acronyms

teamkilling-fucktard:

People often give games like Mass Effect and the Walking Dead credit for giving players difficult choices throughout their journey; choices that really cause the player to stop and think. But I think the franchise that does this best is the Elder Scrolls. You’re given an incredibly difficult dilemma practically every fifteen minutes or so. And that dilemma is always: “I’m overencumbered, what the fuck should I drop

It is a truly riveting gameplay experience.

golden-sexmaster:

does anyone else ever get those sudden urges to clean out and reorganize your entire room at 3am

tf2shitfest:

sniperspooky:

otps are weird bc i have some otps that are relaly fluffy and sweet and i have some otps that are kind of vicious and mean to each other and i have some otps where its like a brotp but more than that but i cant see them doing anything sexual and then i have some otps where all i see is them having sex wow

An excerpt from my biography.

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

wegotbacktohogwarts:

chillthoughts:

i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese

What about THESE?

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karenandthababes:

manymerchbirds:

youtube is red

tumblr is blue

the internet is great

i’m gonna go read fanfiction

#a poem that accurately summarizes my entire existence