- me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan
what if i did my homework
what if i did a Gallifreyan
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you
that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
nothing in fanfiction frustrates me more than trying to figure out how the characters are supposed to be positioned though oh my god its like how is he kissing the back of his neck i thought they were face to face??? wait are they lying down or still standing up?? where did that bed come from
my life is one obsession after another
i might not be good at maths but i can read gay sex with a serious face
otp more like
OH
THE
PAINOH
THE
PLEASURE
OH
THE
PORNmy life in several acronyms
People often give games like Mass Effect and the Walking Dead credit for giving players difficult choices throughout their journey; choices that really cause the player to stop and think. But I think the franchise that does this best is the Elder Scrolls. You’re given an incredibly difficult dilemma practically every fifteen minutes or so. And that dilemma is always: “I’m overencumbered, what the fuck should I drop”
It is a truly riveting gameplay experience.
does anyone else ever get those sudden urges to clean out and reorganize your entire room at 3am
otps are weird bc i have some otps that are relaly fluffy and sweet and i have some otps that are kind of vicious and mean to each other and i have some otps where its like a brotp but more than that but i cant see them doing anything sexual and then i have some otps where all i see is them having sex wow
An excerpt from my biography.
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese
What about THESE?
youtube is red
tumblr is blue
the internet is great
i’m gonna go read fanfiction


